i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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