Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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