I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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