Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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