is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Do plants get herpes?
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