Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
