home. puking in laundry basket.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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