at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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