I don't think brook has ever known best
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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