She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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