How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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