hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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