All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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