What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
