ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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