i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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