how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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