As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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