That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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