we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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