if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So drunk its hurt
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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