evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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