Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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