Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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