and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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