Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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