Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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