did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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