I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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