He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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