No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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