how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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