I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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