OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
that's an acceptable place to lick
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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