Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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