Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Farmville is her only friend.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
