how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How naked do you want me to be?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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