i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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