question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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