yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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