If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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