no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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