i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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