But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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