last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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