You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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