what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
40s are totally the cure
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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