I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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