Is it because I queefed?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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