i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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